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March 26th, 2006
So its time now for
the biggest, the baddest, the grandest show in all of SEF's history, in the
history of wrestling, its time for Wrestle X! We open our cameras up inside
perhaps the most famous arena in Detroit, the Joe Louis Arena and the crowd is
packed in and pumped up, its louder than hell as we open the show roaming around
and we hear the pa come alive now with a guitar riff sound scratchy sorta, like
the opening to a Kid Rock song and then of course we see it, Kid Rock comes out
on stage with a mic singing his song Fuck Off!
A shimmy shimmy cocoa cocoa pu- pu - fuckin puffs
bitch So Fuck Off
With my pants half hangin' off my ass and shit Fuck Off
Yeah right in your mother fuckin' ass bitch And we see Eminem
come out with a mic now taking stage as Kid hangs off to the side pumping his
fists in the air with the crowd.
Yo tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the
wrong air Fuck Off
The crowd is going
wild for what they just heard kicking off Wrestle X as Kid and Em pump their
fists in the air and slaute the fans before heading off to the back. Were down
at ringside focused on the commentators table now as the crowd is still pumped
up and going wild.
Nick Miller: Hello everyone, hello SEF fans from all
over, welcome to SEF's Wrestle X! We have got what is supposed to be what
appears top be our biggest show ever, th ebuild up, the hype, the reality for
this show is unmatches and unparalled, and I cannot wait to see just what goes
down tonight.
Frankie Malone: Oh man, Prison Yard number two and the
two oroignal participants, Shane Mack and Matt Matlock, roles reversed as far as
champ and challenger go, but the intensity, the hatred between these two
is-
Just then the
lights go completely out now cutting Frankie off and we just sit in the dark
now, the fans screams is all we hear, then we suddenly hear a loud gong like
noise silencing all, then a voice soon speaks, loud and low toned, but clear and
gruff almost.
?: Greetings to you all, fans, staff, wrestlers alike.
To get to it, to the point, this is the Owner of SEF speaking right now and
although I am now being heard, I will not reveal my identity, not yet that is. I
just wanted to take this time to let you all in on a small history lesson of
SEF, a revealing of sorts to say. Like for instance, the fact that I have always
been the Owner of SEF, I founded the company and brought it to life on February
16th, 2002. It was me all along running SEF behind the scenes as I will now and
never be known because I don't need to be. Whitney Marret posing as Stephanie
McMahon had no more power than a Commissioner, Shane Mack, Viper, Sean Martin,
all who have been Owner were simply for show, anyone with power was for show as
I ran it the whole time, I still do. Granted some of them would book cards, help
get new talent, but any power to hire or fire, to make the big desicions, it was
me, still is. I had quite a lot of money back then, but no experience with my
own promotion, so I would pay big names in the business, book big venues to try
and make SEF as big as any company in the world. I learned that was the wrong
way and I learned hard which is why now were reduced to smaller shows and having
to work our way back up, but the history, it was real in SEF, just not the
Owner's. The two times we closed SEF we never really closed as SEF still put on
matches right here in Detroit, but we could not afford airtime, so they were non
televised, no build to any of them, just wrestling matches. SEF is on the right
path now and one day we will be as big as we started and anymore I just watch
and let Sly handle things as he is good. The song you all heard at the opening
of this show will be SEF's new theme and well it may not be my music, it fits
for the company, to tell anyone who talks shit, rips on us.........Fuck
Off!
And just like that
the voice stops, our lights comes back on and the crowd os buzzing amongst
themselves as were back on the commentators table.
Nick Miller: Wow, we atcually heard from the Owner and
what a history lesson it was, what a statement with apparently the new theme of
SEF, this is truly set to be a huge show!
Frankie Malone: No shit it is, already was with Mack
and Matlock tearing it down, but now this and the rest of the card,
damn!
Nick Miller: Yes indeed, the rest of our card is a
great one, McMoney defends the International Title in a ladder match against
Blaze Inferno, plus Bubba Ray and D-Von in their last match ever against one
another in SEF, a glass pane deathmatch and the winner gets a shot at the World
Title.
Frankie Malone: About time D-Von got a shot and a
chance to destory his brother once and for all, but I agree this is best suited
to be their last match.
Nick Miller: Ok, anyways we also got Spike in action
against a huge advesary in Dean Estinhouse, those to fight in a last man
standing match in what should be a hell of a sight.
Frankie Malone: More like a quick match considering
Dean will probably squash the runt they call Spike.
Nick Miller: Yes he is a runt, but damn it, Spike ha
sproved so many wrong, defied all odds, he's even ben SEF Champ, so Dean had
best take him serious. I wonder just how serious Mack is gonna take his tag
match with Bubba when they take on the Boombastic Brothers?
Frankie Malone: I hope he screws over the fat ass
Dudley, serve him right.
Nick Miller: Bubba has done nothing to deserve it, he's
buste dhis ass her eif anything, he deserves a title shot if anything and he may
get it, so lets watch and find out.
So we hear Pedal To
The Medal hit the pa and out comes the Boombastic Brothers, Harry and Eddie to a
slight pop from the crowd. They punch their hands together on the stage, then
run down the ramp and slide into the ring jumping up on the turnbuckles. We soon
hear a missile drop, then Bombfall hits the pa as we see Bubba Ray come out on
stage looking fired up with his Tag Title around his neck. The fans let out a
good pop for him and Bubba just pumps his fists up, flashes the 3D sign and
heads down the ramp rolling in the ring. He stands up and stares down with the
Bros, then we soon hear Cocky hit the pa and quite the mixed reaction is heard,
mostly boos as we see Shane Mack come strutting out acting all cocky. he heads
on down the ramp and soon steps into the ring and starts to dance around when
Bubba pulls him face to face and tells him he best not pull anything. Mack just
looks from side to side and shrugs, then smirks and pats Bubba on the shoulder
before disrobing. The titles are hung above the ring now and we soon see the
Bros step forward as does Bubba, but Mack hangs back now and grins, then shouts,
"get him boys". Bubba suddenly charges the Bros clotheslining them both, then he
turns and ducks Mack's Shows Ova, hammers him with punches and soon clotheslines
him out of the ring.
Nick Miller: What the hell, Mack clearly not working
with Bubba, but Bubba apparently on his game tonight.
Frankie Malone: Whatever, that was a cheap on
Mack! Bubba grabs Harry
and sends him into a corner, then sends Eddie into him and charges both men with
a splash in the corner and both fall to the mat. Mack slides a table and a
couple chairs in the ring now, then gets another chair and comes running in at
Bubba who ducks in time and starts hammering Mack with punches. We soon see
Serial Thriller and Big Country run out and dive in the ring while McMoney grabs
the ladder bringing it down. Bubba drops Mack and soon knocks down BC and
Thriller with some punches, then grabs a chair and clocks BC with it, then
Thriller. McMoney slides the ladder in the ring and comes in now as Bubba turns
to him while keeping an eye on Mack. Harry and Eddie get up and clobber Bubba in
the back, then lift him up hitting a double backdrop.
Nick Miller: This is just turninginto a beatdown on
Bubba, this is horrible.
Frankie Malone: Not really, I think its
awesome! Mackis on his feet
now and he grabs a chair as Thriller and BC sit up. Mack tells the Bros to get
the titles, so they set up the ladder and climb up unhooking the Tag Titles
apparently winning the match.
Brittany Fox: Here are your winners and the new SEF
World Tag Team Champions, the Boombastic Brothers!
Harry and Eddie get
down now and we see Bubba getting up only to receive a con chair to from Mack
and McMoney sending him back down. Thriller and BC have a table set up now and
we see Harry and Eddie up to opposite corners. Mack and McMoney roll Bubba on
the table, then Harry and Eddie leap off with BOOM, their double headbutt almost
a splash this time sending Bubba through the table. Mack gets a mic and grabs
his World Title slinging it over his shoulder. McMoney has his International
Title and stands next to him while Thriller and BC stand on the other side and
we see the Bros get up behind him, then Mack speaks.
Mack: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of
all ages, parental discretion is highly advised, but will be completely, fucking
ignored, ha, ha. This here is Impact X, the six of us, the six best that SEF has
to offer alone each of us hell to handle, but together, were unstoppable and we
also happen to be best friends, so if your not down with that, you
can...........
Impact X: Kiss This! Mack tosses the mic
down as all the guys do crotch chops and we hear X by System of a Down hit the
pa as they all jump up on the ropes celebrating among the booing
crowd.
Nick Miller: What a horrible act, completely
disrespectful to Bubba, I can't believe this.
Frankie Malone: Are you kidding, that was so great,
look at them, Impact X, the hottest group ever in SEF!
Once IX has left
the ring and we await our next one to start, the crowd in anticipation, our
lights go out for a second time now and we soon hear a gong like sound like
before only following it is Vader's "Dark Age" playing over the pa. We soon see
a single spotlight appear in the ring and shine down revealing a tall figure
dressed in a black robe, a hood over his head and covering it completely, but he
soon speaks.
?: The name is one you should all know, but then should
you? It is I, the man who held the very so precious World Heavyweight
Championship before anyone else had, it is I who was the first dominant figure
in SEF, it is I, Vladimir!
We can't see, but
we hear the crowd stunned and shocked, that name don't sound familiar in SEF,
but DOGG.
Vladimir: The Owner wanted to give a history lesson,
well here is another. Who you believed to be Viper was not him for it was me,
from the time SEF opened until September of that same year I was in SEF. In
September is when I left, the a few months later is when Viper finally debuted.
You really think he changed that drastically? No, he did not because it was me
in the begginning of SEF and now I am back to reclaim what is mine, what I made,
the World Heavyweight Championship.
The crowd actually
cheers at the sound of that considering the two guys in the main event aren't
much of favorites, 'cept Mack, but its his home here in Detroit,
anyways.
Vladimir: And yes, I was in that place you knew as
DOGG, that was the same man as who stands here now, the same man who was in SEF
at the start, me, the resurrector of lost souls, Vladimir!
His head lifts up
now and he brings up a hand pulling back his hood to reveal his face almost
pale, his eyes rolled back and a snarl of his lips. He has black hair which is
tied back and he keeps his eyes rolled back, then the lights go out again as
"Dark Age" plays over the pa and a few minutes later the lights come back on and
the ring is empty.
Nick Miller: Wow, first we hear from the Owner
apparently, now this guy comes out here revealing himself to have been who we
all believed was Viper at the start of SEF, this is weird.
Frankie Malone: Your telling me, how do we know he's
not lying?
Nick Miller: Well the evidence of what Viper looked in
that timeframe would tend to make me a believer, plus he knows the history of
SEF.
Its now time for
our last man standing match and we soon hear Welcome To Dudleyville hit the pa
and out walks Spike Dudley carrying a trash can with him and he looks serious as
hell, pissed off it seems. The fans cheer for him and Spike makes his way down
the ramp and tosses the can in, then rolls in the ring and just stares to the
stage waiting. We soon hear Bitch by Sevendust hit and out walks Dean Estinhouse
who is looking cocky and smirking, the crowd booing him. He just makes his way
down the ramp now and steps up on the ring apron, but Spike charges over
delivering a dropkick to his legs sending Dean falling now and slamming his head
off the apron. Spike runs off the ropes and comes at Dean with another dropkick,
this one to his head and sends him staggering backwards. Spike gets up now, but
we suddenly see Johnny Rebel come running out behind Dean and grab him slamming
Dean into a ringpost. Rebel pulls Dean away, then backs up and nails a hard boot
to his face knocking Dean almost out.
Frankie Malone: This isn't fair, Rebel has no business
ou there.
Nick Miller: True to that, but Dean had no business
keeping Rebel out of last nights main event for the King of the Cage
title.
The ref hops out of
the ring and orders Rebel to the back, gets in his face and is serious. Rebel
just obliges satisfied with what he done. Spike is out of the ring now and grabs
a cheese grater out of another trash can he got from under the ring and he
kneels over Dean slicing his forehead open now. Spike then gets up on the ring
steps and comes off them with a leg drop to Dean, then gets up and grabs the
trash can smashing Dean in the head. Spike gets up and backs off some while the
ref issues a count, 1......2.......3........4.......5........6......Dean sits up
now and Spike runs over dropkicking him in the head smacking his head to the
floor. Spike gets up and pulls up Dean rolling him in the ring, then he gets a
table sliding that in that in the ring. Spike grabs a singapore cane and slides
in the ring now, then he starts swinging it at Dean just hitting him anywhere.
Dean tries fighting up, but the cane shots are taking effect on him. Spike soon
backs up to the ropes and comes at Dean with another dropkick, but Dean catches
his legs and drops back slingshotting Spike to a corner. Spike manages to land
on the second rope and he gets on the top now, turns and leaps off at Dean with
a cross body. Dean catches him though and drops him across his knee in a
backbreaker, then lets Spike fall to the mat.
Frankie Malone: Oh yea, Dean has control now, its all
over.
Nick Miller: Don't be so sure.
Dean gets on his
feet now and grabs the trash can slamming it down on Spike's head, then he picks
up the table settting it up. Dean reaches down pulling Spike up, then looks to
lift him for the Final Call, but uses th emomentum and flips over, then grabs
Dean's head with his legs snapping back bringing him down in a hurricanrana.
Spike gets up on his feet and Dean is up as well. The two turn trading punches,
but Dean easily overpowers Spike and sends him back into a corner, then knees
him in the gut and sends him across the ring slamming into the opposite corner.
Dean charges over with a boot coming up, but Spike ducks ou tof the way quickly
and Dean gets hung up. Spike gets up and dropkicks the back of Dean's standing
leg which brings it out from under him and he's on his back now. Spike comes off
the ropes with a leg drop to Dean, then gets up and lays the trash can on his
head. Spike climbs up the ropes and comes off with a splash right on the can
smashing it over Dean's head.
Nick Miller: Good god! Spike rolls off
holding his ribs and pulls himself up as the ref issues a count on Dean,
1...........2...........3...........4..........5............6............7.......Dean
sits up now and grabs the middle rope pulling himself up to his knees. Spike
comes charging at him nailing a knee to his head, then pulls him down into a
ddt. Spike pulls up Dean and gets him rolled on the table, then he grabs the
singapore cane and cracks him in the head a couple times before dropping it and
climbing to the top rope. Spike comes off with a stomp right to Dean's stomach
breaking th etable and sending him crashing to the mat, Spike falls, but gets up
against the ropes as the ref counts again,
1..........2.............3............4..............5.........Dean gets up on
his knees, but Spike charges over with a front dropkick knocking him backwards.
Spike gets up and rolls from the ring getting a chair, then rolls back in the
ring. Dean is up and nails a pung to the chair driving it back into Spike's
head. He then lifts up Spike and hits the Final Call, then staggers back into a
corner as the ref issues a count,
1...........2...........3............4............5.............6..............7.........Spike
starts getting up now and grabs the ropes pulling himself up to his
feet.
Nick Miller: He truly is one tough bastard, Spike
refuses to stay down even when he maybe should.
Frankie Malone: A dumb runt is all he
is!
Dean comes out of
the corner nailing Spike with a hard punch, then lifts him up for a powerslam as
we see Johnny Rebel run out and get on the apron. Spike slips behind Dean and
shoves him forward not knowing rebel is out here who pulls a lead pipe from his
jacket and cracks Dean over the head with, then jumps down and backs off. Spike
recovers himself and grabs Dean staggering and delivers the Dudley Dog landing
him right on the already smashed trash can. Spike gets up now as the ref counts,
1.........2.........3............4...........5............6...........7.............8.............9.............10!
Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by knock out, Spike
Dudley!
Welcome To
Dudleyville hits the pa now as Spike raises his hands in the air and the crowd
cheers him on. Rebel comes into the ring now and kneels down near Dean grinning.
Spike just exits the ring not happy about what went down, but leaving well
enough enough alone. Rebel lifts up Dean and grabs him by the throat, but Dean
comes to elbowing him in the head and the two big men start trading punches now,
Dean looking pissed over what happened.
Frankie Malone: Man, that was bullshit, Dean had this
match won!
Nick Miller: Well not technically, but Rebel's
intereferance certainly influenced who won. I'd say Dean has other worries at
the moment.
Security finally
runs out and seperates the two men getting them out of the ring and to the back.
Were backstage inside a locker room now where we find Shane Mack and Whitney
Marret talking to each other.
Whitney: So how about it, you and me back together, I
can accompany you to the ring tonight?
Mack: Baby, we beeen together and you know it, Impact X
is bigger than ever, now were just that much better.
Whitney: Mmmm, well then Macky, you can kiss
this! Whitney smirks
devilishly as she wraps her arms around his neck and Mack just smirks as he
moves in kissing her.
Nick Miller: Looks like we got a new member to IX, not
that odd, but almost.
Frankie Malone: That's awesome!
We see the glass
panes all set up on sawhorses around the ring and barbed wire wrapped around
them, no fire yet as we gotta wait a lil bit ya know. Bombfall soon hits the pa
and here comes Bubba Ray looking not the least bit sore from earlier, he is even
more fired up it appears and he just heads to the ring dragging a table behind
with the name D-Von sprayed on in black paint. He slides it in the ring and then
slides in as well and lifts up the tanle setting it up in the middle of the
ring. Bubba stands and looks across it to the stage as we hear Torn by Creed hit
the pa and see D-Von come running out now and slide in the ring. He stands up
near the table, stares across at Bubba who suddenly lifts the table up tossing
it upside down, then lunges over cold cocking D-Von and the two just fire away
at one another after that.
Nick Miller: Its on now, this match is definitely
on! Bubba hammers D-Von
into a corner, then whips him across the ring and follows up with a running
splash squashing his brother. Bubba pulls out D-Von and hits a suplex, then he
rolls from the ring and pulls out a lighter, flicks it and lights up one of the
glass panes. Bubba steps back as the flames shoot up and he rolls back in the
ring, but D-Von meets him with punches and whips him to the ropes hitting a back
elbow. He lifts up Bubba and whips him to the ropes, then charges looking to
clothesline him over, but Bubba kicks him in the gut quickly and hammers him
backwards with punches and chops, then tries to lift up D-Von in a press slam.
D-Von hammers Bubba in the head and gets behind him, then tries lifting up for
Saving Grace, but Bubba twists out and around dropping D-Von with a
neckbreaker.
Nick Miller: One pane is on fire, but neither man wants
to go through it.
Frankie Malone: But Bubba will, he's fighting the
inevitable, its time for D-Von to not be held back by family.
Nick Miller: What are you talking
about?
Bubba gets up and
rips up D-Von slamming him into as corner, then climbs up the ropes hammering
him with punches. D-Von reels, but suddenly drops down bringing Bubba face first
into the top turnbuckle. D-Von gets up and lifts Bubba up for a backdrop, but
tries sending him over the top rope. Bubba fights him and drops on the outside
of the apron, then punches D-Von and lifts him in a suplex dropping back right
into the burning pane of glass, both men crashing through it. Glass shatters and
the men get enttangled in barbed wire.
Nick Miller: Oh god, now that had to
hurt! Frankie Malone: No shit it did!
Bubba rolls to the
ring and tries getting the barbed wire off him, blood runs from the back of his
head where he is cut. D-Von pulls himself up, a lil more worse for wear and
blood pouring off his head and arms, barbed wire wrapped around him. Bubba pulls
himself up now and walks around the mess of glass and barbed wire, he grabs a
chair and brings it crashing down over D-Von's head, then rips him outta the
mess and rolls him in the ring. Bubba tosses the chair in the ring and then
walks around to another pane set up and pulls out his lighter setting it a
blaze. Bubba rolls in the ring and charges at D-Von who is sitting up burying a
knee into his bloody head.
Nick Miller: Man, Bubba is real fired up, he truly
wants to win here tonight.
Bubba pulls up
D-Von, but gets a thumb to the eye as D-Von next drops him with a ddt. D-Von
crawls over to the chair and grabs it, gets up and tries steadying himself.
Bubba come sup to his feet and turns into a hard chairshot from D-Von who soon
drops it and turns around, picks up the table and sets it up on its legs. D-Von
pulls up Bubba and tries for a powerbomb, but Bubba backdrops him and rips him
up whipping him to a corner. Bubba charges him, but D-Von stops him with an
elbow and backs up on the second rope. Bubba quickly punches him in the gut,
then climbs up and gets D-Von on the top rope. He climbs up there as well and
starts punching D-Von who responds with a headbutt and then both men with the
same idea just grab each other attempt throw each other into the flaming glass
below, so they both crash through and get tangled in the wire and cut pretty bad
this time.
Nick Miller: Not again, my god this brutal and
bloody.
Frankie Malone: I know, I love it, c'mon
D-Von! Both men start to
tear out of the wire, blood puring from them, D-Von a lil worse due to earlier,
but both bad. They get on their knees and start slugging it out now, Bubba grabs
a piece of glass though and stabs D-Von in his arm with it. The crowd just pops
huge as D-Von screams loud.
Nick Miller: Oh my god! Bubba gets on his
feet and rips up D-Von rolling him in the ring, the piece of glass out of his
arm. Bubba slides in now and picks up the chair, slams it over D-Von, then lifts
him up sitting on some turnbuckles near the table. Bubba climbs up with hi sback
to D-Von, grabs his head and leaps off with the Bubba Cutter through the table.
Bubba gets up on the ropes now as the ref issues a count,
1.............2..............3...........4............5.............6............7.................8...............9.................10!
Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by knock out, Bubba
Ray Dudley!
Bombfall hits the
pa as Bubba raises an arm in the air, flahes the 3D sign and jumps up on the
ropes posing for the cheering crowd. Bubba gets down and rolls out of the ring
now, blood pouring from him still, but adrenaline taking over.
Nick Miller: Good god what a match, a final match
betwene Bubba and D-Von and what a way to end it.
Frankie Malone: It was a hell of a match, but that
glass Bubba used wasn't very fair, I think D-Von woulda won if that wasn't
used.
Nick Miller: Its all legal, Bubba wanted to win that
bad.
We cut to the back
now where we find Matt Matlock standing in front of a soda machine putting some
coins it when suddenly we see Whitney Marret come behind him slamming a chair to
his back sending him against the machine. She pulls Matt around and hooks his
arms hitting Southern Pride right on the floor. Whitney stands and looks at the
machine, hits a selection and a bottle of water comes out. She picks it up and
opens itup, takes a drink, then looks down at Matt.
Whitney: Thanks for the drink Matt!
Whitney just smirks
and walks off now with the water as Matt lays face down on the floor.
Nick Miller: Oh my god, what a lowdown move by Whitney
with the match Matt has coming up.
Frankie Malone: Hey, she's just showing how supportive
she is of her husband, plus she may have been thirsty.
Were all set for
the ladder match between McMoney and Blaze for the International Title. The
match begins with McMoney and Blaze in the ring and the ladder set up in the
aisle way. They look at each other as if to say that they don't wanna go through
with this, but do it anyways. They circle each other and lock up, as Blaze goes
behind McMoney and puts him in a hammerlock. He reverses it on her, though it
doesn't look like hes applying much pressure. She reverses it and sweeps his
legs, goes for an elbow and misses, he gets up goes for an elbow and misses, she
jumps up and goes for a flipping senton and misses, then he gets up and tries it
too and misses, then they both get up and McMoney arm drags her, and she returns
the favor, as the both get up and are at a stand off!
Nick Miller: Interesting so far, neither seem to be
going all out, just doing small stuff and countering one
another.
They circle each
other once again as McMoney gets her in a wristlock. She rolls out of it and
reverses the hold. He rolls out of it, nips up, and whips her to the outside. He
looks concerned, though he goes out and grabs the ladder. He drags it to the
ring, sets it up on the apron, as Blaze baseball slides into the ladder, driving
it into his chest! She looks down at him with compassion, and goes out after the
ladder. She puts the ladder in the ring, and climbs in. McMoney makes it in the
ring as well and dropkicks her. He bodyslams her and picks up the ladder. He
goes to hit her with the ladder, then stops dead in his tracks and throws it
down, and lightly clotheslines her.
Frankie Malone: What the fuck?
Nick Miller: I know this is weird, they seem to care
for each other.
He looks up at the
title, then back down at Blaze, and sets the ladder up. He goes to climb, but
Blaze gets undernath him and powerbombs him hard to the mat! She looks down once
again with compassion, then looks a the belt. She begins to go up the ladder,
but McMoney goes up the other side as well! McMoney gets to the top as does she,
and they look each other in the eyes. We see Blaze whisper to McMoney "I'm
sorry" and bodyslams him off the top! McMoney hits so hard he shakes the ladder,
and it comes crashing down along with Blaze! The two lay there motionless as
after a few seconds they begin to move. McMoney sets the ladder up in the corner
after getting to his feet, and now he goes over to Blaze. He whips her into the
ladder, but instead she runs up the rungs and nails him with a back elbow from
the top! She gets up and grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the
ring. She goes to climb up it, and McMoney walks over to it. We hear him say
"forgive me" and pushes the ladder over, sending her face first off the
turnbuckle! He sets the ladder back up and starts to go up it again. Blaze gets
up and goes over to the ladder again, saying "your forgiven", pushing the ladder
over the other way, crotching McMoney on the top rope! His leg gets entangled as
Blaze goes up the ladder! He gets his leg entangled and races up the other side,
catching her with a blow to the midsection as she went to grab the title!
McMoney gets up to her level, and she nails McMoney with a hard shot! He strikes
back, as they look at each other with compassion, McMoney and Blaze whispers the
words "I love you" to each other, as she nails him again!
Frankie Malone: What is with these goddamn lovy dovy
fucking words?
Nick Miller: I don't know, but its weird as
well. He looks as if hes
going to fall, and she attempts a sunset flip on him, but he reverses it into a
back body drop, sending her crashing into the mat! He looks back at her, as she
lays motionless, and he looks as though hes seen a ghost! He reaches up and
grabs the title, winning the match! He drops down to check on her, and wakes her
up, helping her up. He toys with her hair as they look at each other, and shes
reaches over and gives him a hug.
Brittany Fox: Here is your winner of the match and
still the SEF International Champion, Michael McMoney!
Money Talks hits
the pa as they go to leave the ring together.
Nick Miller: An intresting match, good and both sorta
tried I think, but it was weird.
Frankie Malone: It was sick and wrong, McMoney needs
his head examined.
We go to the back
now and find Mack in his gear with the World Title around his waist and next to
him his Whitney Marret. Serial Thriller, Big Country, and the Boombastic
Brothers stand with him as well.
Thriller: Alright man, its your time, time to do it fo
IX.
BC: Yea, for shizzle Mack dizzle, go whip the shizzle
outta that munster mizzle look a like.
Mack: Will do boys, will do, the gold stays in Impact
X, ain't nobody gonna-
McMoney comes from
the ring with Blaze and yells to him. McMoney: put an end to anyone's reign in Impact
X! McMoney gets to
Mack and they shake hands now.
Mack: For sure man, Matlock may got it in him to be
big, but ain't close to my level and a fight it may be, but a fight I will
win.
McMoney: Go get it done man, show 'em all why your the
icon, the headliner, showsteala, the world heavyweight champ, the hardcore
kid!
Whitney: Yea Macky, lets go! Mack: Alright boys and tonight, a celebration like you
ain't never had before, Impact X style!
Mack smirks as he
walks off with Whitney and the rest of IX talk amongst themselves. We soon cut
away to another area backstage to find Matlock heading down the hall looking a
lil weary, but focused as hell.
Nick Miller: Oh man, the rematch, the second Prison
Yard, Mack and Matlock again in the ring, the main event, our biggest show to
date, its next!
We see the cell for
the Prison Yard being lowered down, it stops about ten feet above it and were
all set for the main event now as we hear Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach
hit the pa and out walks Matlock looking pissed and focused as all hell. He
makes his way down the ramp, stops at ringside and stares up at the cell, then
rolls in the ring and stands up staring around the ring, waiting for the match
to start, waiting for Mack. We soon hear Cocky by Kid Rock hit the pa and out
struts Mack to some cheers, not a lot due to his recent actions. He just dances
around cocky like and Whitney comes walking out wearing a bluish green sequin
suit much like what Stephanie McMahon wore at WrestleMania 18. Mack slides an
arm around her waist which is shown off in the tight outfit, the two kiss, then
head on down the ring while Matt just stares a hole through Mack. The couple
gets at ringside and Mack does his disrobing at ringside, hands the title to
Whitney, gives her another kiss before running and sliding in the ring, pops up
and circles with Matt now, toying with him while grinning. The cell lowers down
and is set into place, the barbed wire seen around the top edges and just
bundled up there hanging off the sides there is so much. Mack and Matt keep
circling, slowly as they stare each other down, then Matt raises his arms to go
for a lock up. Mack just looks to, but suddenly he whips down under Matt's arm,
goes behind him and takes him to the mat, rolls around smacking the back of his
head, then pops up and leans against the ropes with a grin. He holds his arms up
shrugging and has a smug smirk now as Matt kneels up looking pissed.
Nick Miller: A takedown by Mack in a match where that
kind of wrestling ain't really common.
Frankie Malone: Mack is just showing Matt who has who's
number.
Matt gets on his
feet and charges Mack who ducks down grabbing the top rope has he does sending
Matt out to the floor crashing against the cage wall. Mack runs the ropes now
and comes flying over the top rope, but Matt moves out of the way and Mack slams
against the cage. Matt reaches under the ring pulling out a table which has a
trash can full of weapons on it. He pulls a staple gun from the can and sends a
few staples into Mack's arm, then slams it against his head now and lifts him up
nailing a ddt on the floor. Matt empties the trash can and lays it on Mack's
head, then he gets up on the apron and looks for a leg drop. Mack scoots out of
the way and Matt hits the floor, then Mack gets up and nails a dropkick to his
head. Mack grabs a cheese grater and scrape sit across Matt's head now, then
tosses it down and goes under the ring, but apparently doesn't find what he
wants as he drops the lead pipe he pulls out. He walks around the ring reaching
under it and pulls out a singapore cane, but just tosses it in the ring and
moves to another side reaching under. Mack gets a giant wire brush now, much
like what leather face has used, he stares at it with a slick smile, then tosses
it in the ring and keeps searching. Mack finally gets a chain out and pulls on
it to reveal a sickle which he holds up with a sick grin. Matt is up and looks
across the ring at Mack and what he holds.
Nick Miller: Oh god, a sickle and nowhere to run, this
is gonna be bloody!
Frankie Malone: This is gonna be great, a true main
event, the headliner!!!
Mack slides into
the ring now wrapping the chain around his arm and he holds the sickle at his
side, then motions Matt in. Matt just stares at Mack, under the ring apron we
see he has a pair of brass knuckles on his hand and he hides his knuckles behind
his leg sort of as he slides in the ring. Matt stands up still having his hand
hidden, but not a lot, just enough. The two men lock eyes and Mack brings the
sickle up, then Matt brings his hand up showing the knucks. No care from Mack
and the two circle, then Mack suddenly drops the sickle, lets the chain loose
some and whips the sickle around nailing Matt in the leg cutting him a lil. Mack
yanks it back, then dropkicks Matt's legs out from under him and jumps on his
back, holds his head down with a knee and starts jabbing the sickle into his
back carving him up. Matt screams in pain, but manages to get out from under
Mack and roll on to his back, blood staining the canvas where he lays. Matt
kicks at Mack, gets on his feet and as Mack does Matt lunges at him with a brass
knuckles punch to the head nearly knocking him out.
Nick Miller: Oh damn, Matt caught him good
there. Matt gets up and
tosses down the knucks, then he grabs the sickle and jabs it into Mack's
stomach. Matt runs it over his forehead now, then drops it and head out on the
floor, gets a ladder out from under the ring and stands it up on the floor. He
starts climbing up it now and gets to the top, then grabs on to the cage heading
up that. Mack is out on the floor now and he sets up the table that was pulled
out, then he heads up the ladder quickly and gets on the very top standing
straight up. Matt is almost to the top of the cage as Mack jumps up and grabs
the cage, pulls himself up grabbing Matt's leg, then climbs up and pounds on his
back. Matt fights back, but limited as is Mack as both hold on not wanting to
fall. Mack gets Matt's head slammed into the steel, then he hooks a leg around
Matt's and pulls him backwards with a sort of russian leg sweep all the way
down, both men crashing and burning through the table.
Nick Miller: Oh my god, that was
insane!
The crowd is
chanting holy shit now as both men lay in pain. Whitney is shrieking now and
screaming at Mack to get up.
Frankie Malone: Yea, Mack is gonna kill
Matt! Both men are moving
and roll away from each other trying to get up to their feet. Mack gets his
hands on vcr and just stays slumped over as Matt gets up on his feet and grabs
the top of the ring steps. He lifts them up over his head when Mack turns and
smashes him in the head with the vcr sending Matt falling back to the floor and
the steps crashing down on his head.
Nick Miller: Oh man that was sick!
Mack grabs the
steps and shoves them off Matt, then lifts him up and slams him into the
ringpost before sliding him in the ring. Mack pulls a table out now and slides
it in the ring, then he climbs up the ladder getting about halfway up. Matt gets
up and Mack leaps at him with a cross body, rolls through to his feet and backs
up into the ropes. Matt gets up and Mack runs at him in a corner, but Matt
backdrops him up and over the ropes to the floor, Mack hitting the cage as he
crashes to the floor face first. Matt sets the table up in the ring, then he
rolls out and grabs Mack rolling him in. Matt climbs back in and picks up the
singapore cane, but drops it and picks up the giant wirebrush. Mack kneels up
now and Matt slams the brush across his face digging the metal into his flesh,
he bleeds instantly. Matt brings it up and looks to do it again when Mack brings
an arm up low blowing Matt, then shoots up and nails a suplex on him. Mack kips
up now and grabs the brush, sits Matt up and digs it into his forehead now,
scrapes it and digs it in causing him to bleed more.
Nick Miller: Jesus, this is getting bad, real
bloody! Frankie Malone: I know, I love it!
Mack tosses it down
and grabs the sickle now bringing it around Matt's throat making a small slice
along his neck, blood runs down his skin some, but its not real deep. Mack drops
that and backs up to the ropes, then charges at him flipping over Matt and
grabbing his head bring it almost to the canvas before letting go and Matt snaps
to his back. Mack gets up now and rolls Matt on to the table, then he climbs up
the ladder and looks back seeing where Matt is, not a direct line, but he can
make it. He climbs higher, but we see Matt get off the table, grabs the sickle,
and start up after him. Mack turns now, but sees Matt at his feet and starts
kicking at him. Matt sways back, then swings the sickle up digging it into
Mack's leg, lets go and climbs up nailing him with elbows. Matt hooks up Mack
with one arm, then lets go of the ladder grabbing him with his other hand falls
back with the Matlock Drop to the mat below.
Nick Miller: Oh damn, that drop had to hurt
Mack. Matt sits up now
and shoves Mack away from him, blood drips off him and he gets on his feet now
looking around him. He looks to go up the ladder, but Mack kneels up and grabs
the singapore cane, then shoots up cracking matt in the back. Mack falls on the
top rope as Matt gets off the ladder and back in the ring now. Mack swings again
cracking Matt in the ribs, then looks for another shot, but Matt ducks it and
grabs mack looking for Animal Instincts. Mack swings out of it and delivers a
swinging neckbreaker to Matt. he sits up and wipes some blood off his own head,
it drops off him as well. Mack just sits up now and climbs up the top rope, then
delivers the Mack Attack to Matt and pops up jumping all around with a crazed
look. Matt starts to get up and Mack pulls him up delivering a scoop slam, then
comes off the ropes with a cartwheel into a moonsault. Mack lifts up Matt and
whips him to the ropes looking for the Shows Ova, but Matt ducks and lifts him
up hitting the Matlock Go Round 06. He staggers back now and just motions to
hell with Mack, then starts up the ladder.
Nick Miller: Looks like Matt is gonna try and win
this.
Frankie Malone: Get up Mack! Whitney screams at
him to do the same and we see Mack get up slumped over as Matt is sitting on the
ladder now and reaching to the cage. Mack heads to the ladder and starts up now
and we see Matt leave off it, then kick the ladder trying to knock it over. Mack
hops on to the ring apron, then pulls the ladder away from Matt and starts
climbing again. Matt just forgets it and tries to climb fast nearing the top
now. Mack scales quickly and leaps on to the cage heading up. Matt pulls himself
up on the top of the cage wall, the barbed wire digging in his hands, he gets
his knees up trying to steady himself now. Mack has his hands on the top now to
Matt's right. Matt sees him and stands straight up, a small square cage at the
top holds the walls together as well helps to have a lot of barbed wire up
there, so its possible to stand. Mack looks up to him, then he brings his legs
up managing to push himself up the cage and spring up on top in one
move.
Nick Miller: Holy shit!? Matt looks
surprised and steadies himself when Mack turns his body and BAM, the Shows Ova
driving Matt backwards inside the cell as Mack falls foward to the ramp. Matt
goes crashing through the table set up in the ring as Mack tries turning his
body, but ends up landing on his right shoulder smasking the metal hard. The ref
just calls for the bell now.
Brittany Fox: Here is your winner of the match and
still the SEF World Heavyweight Champion, Shane Mack!
Cocky hits over the
pa as Mack screams in pain and Whitney is kneeling down at his side. Matt just
lays among th ebroken table in the ring and we see the cage raise up now, the
ref bringing the title over to Mack who sits up grabbing at his right shoulder.
He gets helped up and tries lifting the title, but clucthes his right arm, then
takes the title in his left hand and rolls into the ring. Matt is moving and
tries pulling himself up as Mack stands over him now. Matt grabs the ropes and
stumbles up, holds on to the ropes and extends his left hand seeing Mack's right
dangling. Mack slings the title over his shoulder, then extends his hand shaking
Matt's
Nick Miller: Now that is a hell of a
class- Just then we see
Mack pull Matt across the ring to the ropes, then he catches him with the Shows
Ova yet again laying him flat out on his back.
Nick Miller: That was uncalled for.
Frankie Malone: Who cares, its just
Matlock. Mack still isn't
using his right arm and he picks his title up now, Whitney is in the ring, but
then the lights go completely out, pitch black minus the lasers and lighters and
shit from the crowd. We suddenly hear a gong, then Dark Age by Vader plays and
we soon see a white light shine down in the ring on Mack with Whitney at his
side. The lights flash on and we see the same man from earlier, Vladimir, is
behind them and no robe this time, he wears black tights and a black vest with a
cross symbol stitched in leather on his chest. His long black hair hangs freely
as he just stares at the back of Mack who soon turns seeing the big man before
him. Mack quickly tosses the title to him, but Vladimir lets it fall and clocks
Mack right in the face sending him down. Vladimir grabs Whitney by the throat,
then shoves her down and pulls up Mack into a press slam, drops him vertical and
upside down, then nails a tombstone piledriver on him and kneels up rolling his
eyes into th eback of his head. Whitney sits in the corner in fear watching her
husband lay unconcious with this man over him snarling sadistically and our show
soon comes to an end as we fade to black.
It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock shit
I'm on top bitch
and rock for tricks
Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips
I get
all the money pussy falls like rain
Been gettin' laid and paid that's why I
never complain
If I ain't in it for the money I'm in it for the P
It's 2006 yo and you still can't fuck with me
You don't be fuckin' with the blue
eye
Fuckin' with my 2-5 up your fuckin' ass like my shoe size
I got a new
vibe, kinda like Voodoo
You do what we say and we'll do what we want
to
We're fuckin' up your city and we're fuckin' up your progam
Fuckin' all
your bitches we can fuckin' give a god damn
Twisted Brown gets down with no
assistance
We won't quit until we're banned from existence
Persistance
pays if that holds true
Then I'm gonna buy this fuckin' planet before the
time I'm through
I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no fakin'
So
I'm gonna get what I got coming and the rest I'm takin'
I'm shakin' like
Jerry Lee Lewis and shit
You act like the motherfucker's new at this
shit
But I've been true to this shit given' my heart and soul
Been shinin' like a diamond but gettin' passed as
coal
Bowl
filled hash pockets stuffed with cash
I be the mushroom trippin' sippin'
shots of Jack
Cause the kids don't listen gettin' lots of flack
I be the
do wa diddy up and down you block and
The 10 karat Kid with my triggers
cockin'
The K the I the D R O C K motherfucker and you still don't know
me
So blow me bitch I don't rock for cancer
I rock for the cash and the
topless dancers
Don't have no answers so pass the joint
I'm just paid in
full and made in Detroit
I ride like Setta in the Indy 5
And get live with
that which get's me high
Strive for perfection this much is true
We do
what we say you say what we do
Kid Rock I couldn't be no Bozo
So let me
get what I got comin' and the rest I'm taking
Rock from So Ho to
Arizona
I'm an easy rider dreamin' of Wynonna
I roam the country like a
Greyhound bus
Put faith in lust and in God I trust
I'm not Peter Pan I
don't fuck with fairies
But I bust more rhymes than virgin cherries
And
Harry Carey couldn't call my game
Fucked so many hoes I'm in the hall of
fame
And I show no shame from coast to coast
I don't mean to brag, but I like to boast
With that
Detroit city shit ain't shit switched we're on the same script
Nothing new
since 76 Kid Rock
Yo
Slim Shady come break these mother fuckers off
This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
Two
white boys who spike punch and light joints
Hang around drugs loud music and
like noise
Slim Shady and Brown Trucker another bunch of mother
fuckers
Who hate the world as much as each other
And I ain't leaving this
party tonight
Till I see some naked bitches dancin' around drunk touchin'
each other
Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy
Cause when I
stage dive people are scared to catch me
Cause all I do is curse and
fuck
So when I do 'shrooms you all better give me two rooms
Cause I'm
fuckin' the first one up
So when you see me on your block you better lock
your cars
Cause you know I'm losin' it when I'm rappin' to rock
guitars
This is for children who break rules
People that straight
fool
And ever
single teenager that hates school